Description · · ·
Once you install the Fartr app, just press record at the perfect moment, and three magical things will happen:
* You’ll see your farts Using the world’s first, fart-based algorithm, Fartr delivers a distinct, snowflake-like visualization based on each fart’s volume, length, pitch, and meter.
* You’ll get a FartrScore™ Each fart generates a unique FartrScore from 1 to 100, also based on Fartr’s patent-pending algorithm. Can you notch a 99? Was that an unlucky 13? Fartr ranks your sweet sounds.
* You’ll understand your farts Like most people, you wonder what your farts are trying to say. Fartr provides a short, written assessment based on each fart's algorithmic attributes. Was that a flute, or a tuba? Was that one fart, or two farts holding hands? Fartr breaks it down.
* Bonus: Like real farts, your results are shareable. Create a profile and send your results easily to friends or family. Of course, you can also save your wonderful achievements and visit them alone, like a room of secret trophies.
Most of all, have fun. If anyone calls it potty humor, just remember: farts were funny long before the the invention of the toilet. And you’re beautiful.
Fartr. It’s the official app of the body positive movement.
Your body makes beautiful sounds. But what are they trying to say? What if your phone could record these sounds and turn them into digital visualizations? And what if you could sco